Category Archives: TSA Jack

TSA Jack: Smart Bagged

“Hi J …!” “STOP!!” “¡Madre de Dios, hombre! Can’t you be in a good mood for once? Especially given the news today?” “I’ll give you the news, Miguel mi amigo. What part of no jokes on duty don’t you get?” … Continue reading

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Christmas 2014

**The Dudes** “Happy holidays, dude!” “Wuss.” “… whut?” “Yer a wuss, dude! What happened ta Christmas?” “Whaddaya think happened ta it, dude? How many years ya been lecturin’ me ’bout how come ya don’t wanna marry no 2,000 year old … Continue reading

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Christmas 2013: Day 10

“Happy New Year, Jack!” “Happy New Year to you too, Miguel. We ready for the last big herd of Christmas cattle … um, Christmas season airline travelers?” “Tell ya what, Jack. We’re all really looking forward to having some easy … Continue reading

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