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Screwtape The Third: The Hall of Crusades

“Owww!!! Bless your ass, Wormsap!!” “Y-y-y-y-yessir, Master Screwtape?” “What in pluperfect [ptui!] heaven are all these soapboxes lying around here for?!?” “T-t-t-they’re e-e-essential materials, sir!” “For what?” “For the new Hall of Crusades the construction demons are building. In honor … Continue reading

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Incoming …!

He and She She: “The bathroom? Seriously?” He: “It’s what we got while we try to figure out whether ‘this is not a drill’ means what it says. ‘Stupidity’ has not yet been ruled out as an explanation for this, … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: The Area Code of the Beast

“Yo, dude, didya hear?” “Hear what, dude?” “Washington DC’s gettin’ a new area code!” “I don’ think so, dude. DC’s like ta need fewa area codes, as peeps, like, leave it afore tha place gets nuked ‘r somethin’.” “It’s a … Continue reading

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