Category Archives: satire

TSA Jack: Smart Bagged

“Hi J …!” “STOP!!” “¡Madre de Dios, hombre! Can’t you be in a good mood for once? Especially given the news today?” “I’ll give you the news, Miguel mi amigo. What part of no jokes on duty don’t you get?” … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Ever Last-ing

REWARD, n. Punishment, seeking opportunity and justification. Many, many years BI*, a young man from Cleveland set out on a world tour, seeking enlightenment. He had been told, by a scruffy fellow sleeping on the banks of the Cuyahoga River, … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Credential Cred

According to the fine, upstanding, and probably, these days, 100% facepalmed (remember, they’re part of the U.S. Department of Commerce, and their bosses are Wilbur Ross and Donald Trump) people at the United States Census Bureau, the percentage of US … Continue reading

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