Category Archives: satire

Amoeba’s Lorica: Smoke Scream

Wednesday morning, 3 AM. The phone beeps. Hotel Desk Clerk: “[yawn!] Front desk. How may I help you?” Hotel Guest: “You can help me by sending someone up here and taking this sign out of my room.” HDC: “Sir?” HG: … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Second-ary

“OK, dude, what is that?” “White, dude.” “[facepalm] Tha thing, dude. What’s tha thing?” “It’s an orchid.” “Sup at this hour a tha night? How can she see anything?” “‘She?’” “Yeah, dude, she. ‘Cause if’n it’s a white guy, it’s … Continue reading

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Kris an’ Murphy: Two Cowed

Kris: “Jesus, Murphy! Tell me you didn’t get that from one of your students.” Murphy: “‘I didn’t get that from one of my students’. There. I did as you wanted. Now ask me what really happened.” Kris: “Facepalm. Came in … Continue reading

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