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Dude and Dude: An’ That’s tha Truth

“Sacked again?!?” “Shot down in flames, dude.” “Dude. Yer saposed ta wait ’til ya get home ta do shots!” “Y’c’ld just shot me now?” “Not callin’ ’em ’til ya tell me what happened, dude.” “They said I wuzn’t reliable, dude.” … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Ever Last-ing

REWARD, n. Punishment, seeking opportunity and justification. Many, many years BI*, a young man from Cleveland set out on a world tour, seeking enlightenment. He had been told, by a scruffy fellow sleeping on the banks of the Cuyahoga River, … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: The Awful English Language

“Hey dude!” “What?” “Since yer up already, get me a beer from tha fridge, willya?” “OK, dude, but ya gotta pay toll fer it. This here Bud is brought ta ya by tha letter ‘B’.” “[…] Ain’t no one told … Continue reading

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