Category Archives: humor

Amoeba’s Lorica: Smoke Scream

Wednesday morning, 3 AM. The phone beeps. Hotel Desk Clerk: “[yawn!] Front desk. How may I help you?” Hotel Guest: “You can help me by sending someone up here and taking this sign out of my room.” HDC: “Sir?” HG: … Continue reading

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He and She: Cyberia

She: “AARRRRRGGGGHHH!!! I hate this phone!” He: “Again?” She: “Yet and still!” He: “So what did it do this time?” She: “What it always does!” He: “Explain.” She: “Specify.” He: “What did you ask for, and what did it do … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Floundering Around

“Dude! OC wants me to do what?!?” “He wants ya ta help him out, dude.” “By standin’ here posin’ like some idiot statue, holdin’ a flatfish like a torch?” “Count yer blessin’s, dude. He coulda had ya wearin’ ’em like … Continue reading

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