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Starship Train: Six Stardates Shall You Labor

“Computer!” “Yes, Captain?” “Status report, ship’s complement. Verbal synopsis.” “98.7% of predicted efficiency, Captain. Negative deviation from norm due to a single crewmember, a yeoman in Engineering, whose productivity measures dipped over the past several stardates for reasons that could … Continue reading

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Christmas 2014

**The Dudes** “Happy holidays, dude!” “Wuss.” “… whut?” “Yer a wuss, dude! What happened ta Christmas?” “Whaddaya think happened ta it, dude? How many years ya been lecturin’ me ’bout how come ya don’t wanna marry no 2,000 year old … Continue reading

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Christmas 2013: Day 12

“Computer.” “Yes, Captain?” “Status, please, on those members of the crew that have been participating in Terran winter solstice celebrations.” “Working. All holiday-related shore leaves have ended, and the affected crew members have returned to the vessel. All seasonal decorations … Continue reading

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