Category Archives: Hawai’i

Dude and Dude: Ruined

“Whatcha got there, dude?” “Somethin’ somebody shared on Facebook, dude.” “Yeah? Lemme see … an’ they shared this when?” “Yestaday.” “Dude. This clickbait was posted, like, on March of last year! An’ yer peeps’re just findin’ out ’bout it now?!?” … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Meme-ories 4 (Law of the Splintered Paddle)

Kānāwai Māmalahoe – Law of the Splintered Paddle Declared to the people of the Kingdom of Hawai‘i by its ruling monarch, Kamehameha I, ca. 1797. Oh my people, Honor thy gods; Respect alike [the rights of] people both great and … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Voghorns

“Not happy, dude.” “Ya ain’t nevah been Happy, dude! If’n ya ain’t wantin’ ta be Dude no more, that gives ya, like, only six more choices. I vote fer Dopey.” “Not since ya smoked tha last a our stash, dude!” … Continue reading

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