Category Archives: Dude and Dude

Dude and Dude: No Mo, No Mo

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “Is that pic what it looks like?” “What’s it look like?” “A drawin’ ‘v a mustache on a boat!” “Yeah. A Washington State Ferries ferryboat. Somethin’ wrong wit’ that?” “Ya mean, otha than peeps, who oughta be old … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: The Awful English Language

“Hey dude!” “What?” “Since yer up already, get me a beer from tha fridge, willya?” “OK, dude, but ya gotta pay toll fer it. This here Bud is brought ta ya by tha letter ‘B’.” “[…] Ain’t no one told … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: One More Bierce Commemmoration

OLD, adj. When you finally realize that nothing you do matters, nothing you have ever done has made any fucking difference whatsoever (except maybe to convince the world that you suck), and you are now out of time. You are … Continue reading

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