Category Archives: Dude and Dude

Amoeba’s Lorica: One More Bierce Commemmoration

OLD, adj. When you finally realize that nothing you do matters, nothing you have ever done has made any fucking difference whatsoever (except maybe to convince the world that you suck), and you are now out of time. You are … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Imp-pede-iments

“Bugger.” “Really, dude? I didn’t know ya …” “Git yer mind outa tha gutter, dude, ‘r I’ll let it bite ya.” “Worse an’ worse, dude!!” “Argh. Just shaddap an’ get tha tongs, willya?” “Tongs?? When did ya get inta S&M?!?” … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Birthday Fake

“AaaaaAAAACK!” “Sup, dude? Yer virtual empire jus’ get virtually Trumped ‘r somethin’?” “‘We will rebuild, dude.’ Nah, that ain’t it at all! I jus’ got ‘nother Facebook birthday notice! How tha hell many birthdays are there inna year, anyways??” “‘Bout … Continue reading

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