Category Archives: Dude and Dude

Dude and Dude: Distances

“Gah!!” “This sumthin’ I wanna know ’bout, dude?” “Prob’ly not. Check out this IM from Terry.” “‘Tha news suggests the entire big island will be blown to smithereens.’ Like, wow.” “Ya didn’t even read tha bit ’bout tha Pacific Ocean … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Thinging About Stuff

“Dude?” “Yeah, dude?” “What is this ‘clutter’ thingy?” “Tha pizza boxes all ovah tha floor?” “That ain’t clutter, dude, it’s litter!” “Which is ‘zactly what one a us is gonna wind up in, wit’ a EMT at each end, if’n … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Second-ary

“OK, dude, what is that?” “White, dude.” “[facepalm] Tha thing, dude. What’s tha thing?” “It’s an orchid.” “Sup at this hour a tha night? How can she see anything?” “‘She?’” “Yeah, dude, she. ‘Cause if’n it’s a white guy, it’s … Continue reading

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