Author Archives: Amoeba

Amoeba’s Lorica: Et Circenses

[…] iam pridem, ex quo suffragia nulli uendimus, effudit curas; nam qui dabat olim imperium, fasces, legiones, omnia, nunc se continet atque duas tantum res anxius optat, panem et circenses. Ave Trumpus Imperator! Et hoc melius, quam merentur.

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He and She: Burger-lers

He: “Now this is a hamburger.” She: “You can say that again.” He: “OK. Now this …” She: “STOP!!“ He: “But you said …!” She: “Never mind. Stop talking. Eat. It’s broke da mouth. Act like it.” He: “And just … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Meme-ories 18 (If Pro Is The Opposite of Con …)

“The king will reply, ‘whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do it for me. And as you sow, so may you reap.’”

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