Author Archives: Amoeba

He and She: There Castle

She: “You are not allowed to go on any more trips without moi!” He: “Separation anxiety, much?” She: “So you want the werewolves to take me?!?” He: “Where are you getting wolves on the Big Island of Hawai‘i? Haven’t we … Continue reading

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He and She: Fair Ferry Fare to the Fair

She: “So, you’re in Seattle?” He: “Yeah. Business meeting. The things I gotta do to keep food in our fridge.” She: “Uh huh. And speaking of food, you’re going to have dinner in our favorite restaurant without me? No fair!” … Continue reading

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He and She: Frog Wars

Coqui! Coqui! She: “Hear that?” He: “Yep. Rain last night. A peeper tonight.” She: “A peeper? That’s all you heard?” He: “… whut?” She: “You didn’t hear the loud crash?” He: “Um, no …” She: “Or the screaming?” He: “Please … Continue reading

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