Author Archives: Amoeba

Dude and Dude: Mmm Peachy

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “Wonder how long it’ll take ‘fer Trump is impeached like ever’body’s callin’ fer.” “Ain’t gonna happen, dude.” “‘N why not?” “Wrong color.” “… whut?” “C’mon, dude, y’wuz watchin’ tha same Youtube I wuz. Ya know what kinda makeup … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: UntRaveling

Recently, Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba posted an update to the Zuckerberg Magic Digital Profit Generator: Has the Amoeba mentioned here lately how distressing it is to move to an “island paradise” thousands of klicks from the nearest “civilization”, and still … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Learning To Scroll

CAIRO, EGYPT (API*): Librarians, historians, data archivists, and paper manufacturers from around the world are descending en masse on this Eastern Mediterranean nation at this hour, urgently seeking clues to the lost art of paper making from the paper reed, … Continue reading

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