Monthly Archives: February 2018

Screwtape The Third: The Hall of Crusades

“Owww!!! Bless your ass, Wormsap!!” “Y-y-y-y-yessir, Master Screwtape?” “What in pluperfect [ptui!] heaven are all these soapboxes lying around here for?!?” “T-t-t-they’re e-e-essential materials, sir!” “For what?” “For the new Hall of Crusades the construction demons are building. In honor … Continue reading

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He and She: Cyberia

She: “AARRRRRGGGGHHH!!! I hate this phone!” He: “Again?” She: “Yet and still!” He: “So what did it do this time?” She: “What it always does!” He: “Explain.” She: “Specify.” He: “What did you ask for, and what did it do … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Floundering Around

“Dude! OC wants me to do what?!?” “He wants ya ta help him out, dude.” “By standin’ here posin’ like some idiot statue, holdin’ a flatfish like a torch?” “Count yer blessin’s, dude. He coulda had ya wearin’ ’em like … Continue reading

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