Monthly Archives: April 2017

Amoeba’s Lorica: The Unbearable Lightness of Hawaiian Sushi Wrapper

Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba, as of this writing, has found no evidence that the Hawaiian Islands grow even a single tassel of rice, has found no evidence that Hawaiians, prior to European contact, knew of rice or any other grain. … Continue reading

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Starship Train: Emocracy

“Computer.” “Yes, Captain?” “Tea. Long Island. And don’t skimp.” “That will max out your grog ration for this stardate.” “Yes, mother. As if I didn’t know you’d report me to Starfleet if I tried to sneak more. As if I … Continue reading

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