Dude and Dude: End Times

OKelly - endless legend“Like wow, dude! Should we get one fer OC? Y’know, like, fer Father’s Day ‘r somethin’?”

“Yeah, like wit’ yer virtual money, dude?”

“Ya heard a bitcoins, dude?”

“Yeah, I heard a ’em, but I never got ta spend any a ’em. But OK, sure, knock yerself out. OC loves oxymorons.”

“Oxy-what?

“Oxymoron. An idiot what’s addicted ta breathin’. Dude.”

“I’m gonna conserve yer oxygen supply by ignorin’ that. So what’s wrong wit’ tha shirt? Don’tcha think OC is legendary? An’ even if ya don’t, ain’t ya gonna tell him that anyways so he don’t control-X us?!?”

Command-X!! An’ no, I ain’t gonna tell him he’s no ‘endless legend’, he’d just laugh at us and then delete us.”

“But fer why?

“Open yer virtual eyes an’ read, dude. Endless legend, it says. Dunno ’bout you, dude, but my leg’s got an end. Two a ’em, in fact. Either yer leg’s got ends ‘r it don’t. Ya can’t have it both ways. ‘Less by ‘endless’ they mean yer leg’s got an endless number a feet, in which case the smell will kill us all. ‘Specially if’n they’re like yer feet. Dude.”

“[…] Dude?”

“Yeah?”

“Ya sure yer gettin’ ’nuff sleep?

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4 Responses to Dude and Dude: End Times

  1. Charlene says:

    These boys are oxymorons. Accent on “moron.”

  2. Nathalie says:

    Well, it says “The legend is a lie.” (Of course it doesn’t say anything. You have to read it.)

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