He and She: Be ‘Ere

A bier for beerHe and She, after a long day of travel, stopped at a favorite restaurant. And She ordered a beer …

He: “Watch out, that stuff’ll kill you.”

She:What? It’s just a beer.”

He: “Yeah. And that bier will carry you to your grave.”

She: “Groan. I thought that casket thing was pronounced ‘bEYE-er’, not ‘bEE-er’. To prevent people like you from getting nasty surprises.”

He: “So, buyer beware?”

She: “Much more like ‘beware the bier’. And since when is a buyer ware? I thought we were done with slave markets. A buyer wants ware.”

He: “No buyers are going to get any ware if they can’t make up their minds where they want it.”

She: “Oh for crying out loud. This conversation is getting ware-i-some.”

He: “That’s better than ware-i-none. Isn’t it?”

She: “I’m beginning to wonder …”

He: “I know, it’s been a long day. Buyer a beer?”

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2 Responses to He and She: Be ‘Ere

  1. Quilly says:

    Yes please.

  2. nancy says:

    and a round for the house…

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