Monthly Archives: November 2013

Dude and Dude: Streets Smart

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “Can we move ta, like, Cleveland?” “In November? That’s a dumb place ta go, dude.” “Precisely.” “Whut?” “Didn’t’cha hear? Peep’s’re callin’ Seattle tha smartest city in North America. An’ it’s creepin’ me out!” “You been into tha mushrooms … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Drink To Me Only With Thy Mug

“Wow! Gnarly!! Dude! Gimme yer cap!” “Why?” “Y’ll see, just give. Ta. Now we turn the bill up …” “Hey!” “And now comes tha tricky part …” “What the [deleted] do ya think yer doin’?!?” “Gettin’ a free soda, dude!” … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: It’s Dead, Amoeba

Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba has been tearing his hair out recently because of … What was that? Amoebae don’t have hair? How do you know? You been watching any of us shave lately? Got news for you. You’ve been sharing … Continue reading

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