Monthly Archives: September 2013

Dude and Dude: Cellphone!

“Dude! There y’are, dammit! I’ve been textin’ ya fer like the last ten minutes! Why didn’t ya answer?” “No phone, dude.” “Again?!? Jeez, dude, can’t ya take care a nothin’? Where’d ya lose it this time?” “Didn’t lose it, dude. … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Websurfing Under the Influence

“Dammit, dude, I don’ believe it! No beer in tha fridge. Again! What’s tha matter wit’ ya?!?” “I tol’ ya already. I ain’t buyin’ none. I can’t let ya have no more WUIs.” “Double you you whats?!?” “WUIs. Like on … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Do the Wheels Go Round For Squares?

“I dunno ’bout this, dude.” “Dude. Ya gotta be able ta say ‘no’ if it ain’t right for ya.” “Ha ha. What ain’t right is OC. Ever since Quilly got that job in Sin City, he’s kinda gone off his … Continue reading

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