Monthly Archives: January 2013

Dude and Dude: Not Gleanin’ Up

“But du-UUUUDE! I wasn’t gonna steal the HI 5! I was gonna redeem it!” “So much for rollin’ the shoppin’ cart through the complex, dude.” “What shoppin’ cart? They got locks on ’em! Ya leave the parkin’ lot an’ the … Continue reading

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Screwtape The Third: Music To Your Rear

“Very well, Wormsap, you’ve got my attention. What are these things?” “New standard equipment for the associates, Master Screwtape.” “Hmmm. Tridents have served the security goblins well for millennia. I wasn’t aware of any compelling need to replace them. Though, … Continue reading

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