Monthly Archives: November 2010

On the Eve of the Fourth Thursday of November in America

“Hey dude!” “What?” “What are you giving …” “No, dude! No, no, no!!” “What the …” “Whatever I’m gettin’ you for Christmas, it’ll be more than I can afford.” “A box of matches?” “If you’re lucky. If you’re even luckier, … Continue reading

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Clam Up

“Dude! What the hell is this stuff?” “Clam chowder, dude.” “Not! It’s red!” “It’s got tomatoes in it. So sue me.” “Who the hell’s dumb enough to put tomatoes in clam chowder?” “So you’re tellin’ me you don’t love New … Continue reading

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The Weaker Sex

“No, dude. Just no!” “What no, dude?” “This bit about men being the weaker sex. That’s just wrong!” “You just findin’ out ’bout this, dude? That’s old news. Don’t tell me you never worked out how come, for most of … Continue reading

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