Dude and Dude: De Part Tour

“Dude! You started packing yet?”

“I dibs the new stuff.”

What?

“I said, dude, ‘I dibs the new stuff’.”

“Yeah, right. And who said you were giving the orders?”

You did, dude.”

“Like when?”

“Like just a few seconds ago.”

“Bogus.”

“Not. You called me the Pack King. Just now, when you asked me when I was going to start my reign.”

“Oh fer cryin’ … I hate to rain on your royal robes, Your Highness, but we’ve been makin’ Hawai‘i pay these last three years. We ain’t got much new stuff.”

“Well, if you think I’m going to lug age, dude, you can think again.”

“Breaking news, dude.”

“What?”

“You ain’t what you used to be, either. But you’re still doin’ your fair share. Start fillin’ this.”

“What is it?”

“Your carry-on bag, dude.”

Yech! Du-uuude! You can’t take that on the plane! It’ll stink!

“Of course it stinks, dude. I just bought it. What the hell’s gotten into you?”

“No, dude, what’s happenin’ to you? You turn into some kind of vulture or somethin’, needing to stuff rotting steaks into a carrion bag?!?”

“Dude. You comin’ with us?”

“Whaddaya mean? I got my ticket and everything.”

“Yeah, but I’m worried about the smell.”

What smell?”

“The smell that comes from you’re being a meathead, dude!”

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0 Responses to Dude and Dude: De Part Tour

  1. Cherie says:

    LOLOL Yeah dude, bags fresh from the store definitely have that “new car” smell. But strange person that I am, I always liked it. ­čÖé
    .-= Cherie┬┤s last blog ..Saturday 9 – Call Me =-.

    • Amoeba says:

      I used to like it too, Cherie. At least until I learned that the fumes can make you stranger. My “friends” tell me that I’m already strange enough, thanks.

  2. tilden says:

    leave them!
    do not bring them to washington!

    hate the dudes!

  3. polona says:

    have the dudes any idea where they’re going?
    as f/p/unny as ever!
    .-= polona┬┤s last blog ..~ =-.

    • Amoeba says:

      “Washington, dude?”

      “Yeah. What about it?”

      “But, dude! Washington? The place will clean us out!

      “‘Bout time you had a bath, dude. Of course, you do have a choice. Go on. Make Tilden’s day.”

      “Lemme guess, dude … control-X.”

      “You sure you don’t want an Apple, dude?”

  4. Y’all have obviously reached the delirious stage of packing! LOL
    .-= Mocha with Linda┬┤s last blog ..Understanding Men – Part 1; Interview & Giveaway =-.

  5. Oh boy. Now every time I travel I’ll be thinking of “carrion bags” and you know that’s NOT going to help my fear of flying at all!

    I can’t believe it’s this close you guys — but I hope you have a safe and happy flight over the big Pacific on Tuesday!
    .-= Susan at Stony River┬┤s last blog ..Time to Say Goodbye =-.

  6. Dr. John says:

    Almost on your way. So a little packing humor is in order.
    .-= Dr. John┬┤s last blog .. =-.

    • Amoeba says:

      “Hey dude!”

      “What?”

      “What do they call it when you line up to get on the plane, you know, first class first, then the frequent fliers and all these other perky people, and then everyone else?”

      “That’s easy, dude.”

      “What, then?”

      “It’s the packing order.”

  7. Cindy says:

    Well, wherever you’re going- have a good time!
    .-= Cindy┬┤s last blog ..Winter Scene Shots =-.

  8. Thom says:

    ROFLMAO!!! You sure this isn’t Edith? LOL
    .-= Thom┬┤s last blog ..Poll =-.

  9. Jim says:

    .
    Quilly, how long have you two been married? This isn’t honeymoon talk!
    .
    You could save the bag for fish bait. Cut it into smaller pieces first. Those crabs around Friday Ferry will come investigate the stink. Then pickem up in your net. When you run out of that then use fried chicken.
    ..
    .-= Jim┬┤s last blog ..One Single Impression: Indurated =-.

    • Amoeba says:

      Honeymoon talk?!?

      “Dude. I didn’t know you …”

      “Ah, shaddap. This guy’s got us confused with He and She. Sheesh. I ain’t no girl. You ain’t either. I think.”

      “That’s a first.”

      “What is?”

      “You thinking. Don’t go hating on this guy, eh? Especially not with your mouth full of crab.”

  10. bettygram says:

    May your packing get easier.
    .-= bettygram┬┤s last blog ..Raven’s Challenge 94 =-.

  11. kcinnova says:

    *groaning over Carrion lugg-age…
    .-= kcinnova┬┤s last blog ..Eminent Eights on the 8th =-.

    • Amoeba says:

      Karen, there’s gotta be a place for that in all the vampire ‘n’ werewolf stories out there these days. Happy belated blogiversary, by the way.

  12. Anna says:

    This is the best dude story I heard, lol.
    Great start in the new year, and happy one!
    Anna ­čÖé
    .-= Anna┬┤s last blog ..Kids Say the Darndest Things – Bye Bye Man! =-.

  13. Nicole says:

    Oh boy, being with you two must be like watching a tennis match ­čśÇ
    .-= Nicole┬┤s last blog ..Shopping carts on coral reefs =-.

    • Amoeba says:

      “You seen a tennis match lately, dude?”

      “No, dude. But then again, people don’t smoke anymore, so I’m not surprised.”

      “People don’t smoke …”

      “Dude! You didn’t know? You wanted a smoke while playing tennis, you needed a tennis match. While playing golf, a golf match. People got fed up with mistakenly taking badminton matches to the soccer stadium and being unable to light up. So they quit.”

      “You’re just blowin’ smoke, ain’t you, dude …”

  14. Mar says:

    Happy New Year and happy packing ­čÖé
    .-= Mar┬┤s last blog ..we interrupt the blogging hiatus… =-.

  15. Doug says:

    There’s beef in Washington. Trust me.
    .-= Doug┬┤s last blog ..The Reformation of Wolfshausen =-.

  16. tilden says:

    do not bring the dudes to washington
    or anywhere else for that matter

    leave them

    hate the dudes
    .-= tilden┬┤s last blog ..Now where did I put my glasses… =-.

  17. Melli says:

    ROFLMBO!!! Oh nooooo…. no no no…. the dudes mussssssssst go to Washington! But I DO feel sorry for the stewards and stewardesses! I’m sure they’ll be fiiiiiine once they get to Friday Harbor though. Or is that Friday Ferry? LOL!
    .-= Melli┬┤s last blog ..Hair… and things… =-.

  18. Melli says:

    Oh! By the way – safe travels! Happy flappin’!
    .-= Melli┬┤s last blog ..Hair… and things… =-.

  19. tilden says:

    HATE THE DUDES!
    .-= tilden┬┤s last blog .. =-.

  20. gel says:

    haha- I’m feeling my age. I’d need my teenager to translate this. Hope your move goes smoothly! I’m blogging again…
    .-= gel┬┤s last blog ..Music to My Ears =-.

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