Monthly Archives: August 2009

Dude and Dude: Sustainabull

“Dude! What the hell are you doing?!?” “Crushing beer cans, dude. Doing my bit for recycling.” “Well, will you do your bit someplace else, dude? You’re making my head hurt.” “Look, dude, it takes a little effort to go green. … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Pell-Mell

“What you got there, dude?” “A letter from the state governor, dude.” “Since when is the governor writing you letters, dude? You holdin’ out on me or somethin’?” “Not that kind of letter, dude. A form letter. Wants me to … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Hawaii 5-0

“Dude!” “What?” “Did you know?” “You mean, like, biblically?” “In your dreams, dude. Baseball player had your batting average, they’d ban him for life. Take away his bat and everything. I mean, like, chronologically.” “Next time I see you being … Continue reading

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