Monthly Archives: September 2007

Dude and Dude: A Lizard's Tale

“Dude!!” “Now what?” “Look! Up on the wall! It’s a bird! It’s a plane …” “It’s a lizard, dude. Hemidactylus frenatus, to be precise.” “Hemidacta-hoo-a-huh-a-what?” “That’s gecko to you, dude.” “They’re selling car insurance in our apartment?!?” “Not that gecko, … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Virtual Gas

“Dammit, dude!” “When did you start doing public works projects, dude?” “Huh?” “Damming a river that’s not in Egypt.” “Riiight, dude. Fun-eeee. Who’s your writer, and when did they sack him from his job at the Death Valley Comedy Club?” … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Aloha Phooey

Well, dear readers, you’ve seen the pretty flowers and the cute kitties and the views of sand and surf that make up the image of Hawai’i, the Island Paradise. Now, in rebuttal … * * * “So here we are … Continue reading

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